Hey folks, MeanDonnaJean here, and I'm gonna get right down to business cuz there just ain't no sense in beatin' around the bush, pullin' punches, or wastin' any of both yers AND my time. So I'm just gonna come right out with it, cuz like the title says, I need me some weed. And I need me some weed REAL bad.


But before I go on beggin' for weed and/or cash here, lemme give y'all a bit o' history and a lil' peek into what MY world is like:

Since I was just a young-un, I loved to smoke me some weed. I'd smoke it from the time I opened my eyes 'til the time my head hit the pillow.



So as you can probably imagine, with all that weed smokin' I was doin', it left very lil' time for anything else. Yep, I usually just hung around the house all day long lookin' & feelin' kinda like one of life's big ol' losers



I really couldn't do much of anything cuz I was always soooooo stoned



I mean, I could barely go to work. Hell, I couldn't even keep a damn job flippin' burgers at McDonald's for very long!



I was smokin' so damn much that I even went out and bought me a t-shirt that says THIS:


Good God, I love that shirt. I'd get me lotsa comments while wearin' that thing. The young kids around here especially liked it. But as far as their Moms go, welllllll....that's another story. I reckon they didn't appreciate my sense o' humor all that much...'n their twisted mean ol' wrinkled up faces told me so, too.

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